Once upon a time, there was a little girl.
One day,she went to watch a scary movie. which wasnt her choice really. she'd have muchh preferred sky high.
So anyway. the movie wasnt about to start for abit. so she unwillingly went along with this Big Bad Evil boy. and her 2 very nice friends. to a shop called yamaha.
The boy was an oddball. who stares at basses. he stares. and stares. and stares. so the girl and her friends went to look at keyboards. and drums. "Ooh" she said. when she saw an electric drumset. "Ooh" her friends agreed. THEN! a drum thinger behind her fell with a crash. her, not very big but apparently quite, bag had so Unfortunately hit it down. Strike One!
Swift were her friends as they abandoned her, looking back with an evil glint in their eyes. "stupid shit" she said. staring at their retreating backs and the drum and the Very scary face of the approaching shop assistant. the little girl picked the drum up and muttered an apology to the dude as he inspected the drum for damages.
Abashed,a word here which means to feel or caused to feel uneasy and self-conscious, she pulled the boy away from the amps display and they left the place, with the boy leaving an evil trail of laughter.. Little did she know,the streak of bad luck in actuality hadnt quite had its fill of fun just yet.
The movie was about to start. so the little posse decided to grab some munchies. the boy bought Coke and as the little girl pulled the straw to drink, he somehow dropped the cup and BLAMED HER. and as we all know, this girl is innocent! and it was purely the fault of her darned luck. but the girl was indeed a truly wonderful, kind, gentle and nice girl. so she went back in line to buy another drink. (cue Aaawww) And the 3 others just sniggered, and tried to stay as far away as they could from the scene of embarassment. Strike Tw0!
Now, while in queue, the charming little girl had somehow attracted a boy, who lo and behold, happened to be littler than her. This boy did a veryy odd thing. Sucking on a bottle, he stared at this stranger, (whom if you're lost, is the little girl in the story), and smiling slightly, he shuffled back and forth, bouncing the end of the bottle off the girl's slightly but not much, paunchy tummy. The girl smiled back. Encouraged, the boy alerted the mother and made her watch as he did an encore. With the mom's disapproving look, the boy, dejected, went off in search of funner pastures.
"oh shit.." the girl said. It ceased to surprise her now, how jinxed she was, but she was instead filled with dread at how her misfortune could so easily infect others. Some distance away, was they boy lying quite uncomfortably on the floor. In a pool of spilled coke. Strikeee Three!
The end.
oh. yesterday i left a cup of marigold peach jelly in the wrong fridge compartment. when i took it out of the freezer this morning, it had turned from transparent to white. and was most definitely solid. and not solid-liquid. Also, the jelly had bloated against the cover and looked quite freaky. Upon enquiry, i was enlighted that liquids expand by 10% upon freezing. The colour, then, was most likely contributed by the same reaction that occurs within frozen water, otherwise known as ice. hmmm...
So anw. Cello was pretty good. but the ending was odd. but come to think of it, it Is slightly freaky. when you're thinking about it like noww. gah
olivejuice, baby. Burn the neoprint. Burnnn! nyeh.
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