DEBraun

lol was reading ge's blog and stumbled across someth tt she grabbed from our team blog

CASE STUDY OF DEB VS NORMAL WOMAN

1. Husband reaches home really late

Normal Woman: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Do you know how long I've been waiting up for you? *throws small porcelain figure at husband*

Deb: -silence- *throws washing machine*

2. Boyfriend initiates break-up

Normal Woman: You're breaking up with me?!! *slap*

Deb: -silence- *punch, kick, pounding on floor, throws random other electrical appliance*

3. Husband found cheating on her

Normal Woman: Our marriage is SO OVER.

Deb: Your life is SO OVER.


Moral of the story is...Beware of DEB.

haha!

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

-William Ernest Henley

i love rafflesrow. =)